Warning…it looks like the federal government is now going to be regulating CO2 emissions…you know that gas that we all expel (some more than others) when we exhale. This could mean dire consequences for porn theaters, sporting events and gyms alike!
Ms Jackson concluded that these impacts would fall disproportionately on people who were poor or in ill health, and on indigenous groups.
Well that makes sense since most of the people in the US are poor and getting poorer due to Obama’s whiz-bang budget and his policy of crushing the value of our currency.
The EPA’s next step will probably be to grant the ‘California waiver’
Whew…I guess I am safe for now…but what about all those poor souls who live in the other 49 states? I hope they don’t all move here so that they can breath.
The agency says it will “conduct an appropriate process and consider stakeholder input”
Hmm I wonder if that means they are going to ask us how often we feel like we need to breath? Maybe we can avoid some of this unpleasantness through self-regulation. I personally would agree to decreasing my own physical excersion but I am not sure if that is possible without passing into some kind of catatonic state.
The endangerment finding also empowers the EPA to regulate the other five greenhouse gases included in the Kyoto Protocol – methane, nitrous oxide, hydrofluorocarbons, perfluorocarbons and sulphur hexafluoride
I guess this means that we will be banning beans soon too?
So while you are reading this try not to laugh too much when you check out the headline on this article. After all, laughing expends more oxygen thus increasing your personal CO2 emissions…