It’s called a nose and it was invented a long time ago
I get these newsletter emails every couple days from eweek they are mostly spam to me. But every now and then there is an article title that will catch my eye…like once a quarter or so. This quarter the winner is an article entitled “U.S. Airport Security Checkpoints Poised for Evolutionary Leap” and the next line below that reads: “The TSA is putting programs in place that can differentiate explosive materials from cheese.”
Anyone who knows me, knows that I am a big opponent to federalizing airport security, or pretty much anything else for that matter. But I think this article is a great illustration of why. The government is going to spend a lot of money on technology that can automatically do what most semi trained dogs, monkeys or even people can and have already been doing for a long long time.
Don’t get me wrong, I love technology, I work in technology, and if this was some privately funded corporation buying into this millimeter wave tech and RFID and cheese sniffing technology I would applaud them, but it isn’t. Instead it is my tax dollars and that is where I have a problem with this whole conflagration. How many successful airline attacks have there been in the U.S. since 9/11? None that I know of. We are creeping up on the 6 year anniversary and not one other commercial plane based terrorist attack. I think the security system we have in place is doing a pretty damned good job, despite being run under a government agency like the TSA, without taking 3-D photos of our bodies and recording forever facial recognition photos and iris eye prints and finger prints etc…etc…
There is an old saying that has it’s roots in the cheese industry, and it goes; There is something rotten in Denmark. I find it appropo that the excuse for this boondoggle includes some old lady’s misidentified cheese wheel.